Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Extreme Makeover: Awesome Edition

Dear Fat,
I'm sorry to say this, but this is the end of the road for us. We are all quite tired of spending every waking (and sleeping) minute with you. That is why the four of us; Denise, Shannon, Elise, and Railee, will spend the next few months until Christmas getting you off our backs (literally). Whoever has the highest percentage of weight loss by then wins. We are each chipping in 20 dollars, and whoever wins gets the 80 dollars to buy some new clothes for their skinny, rockin' new body. Take that, fat! That's right! Get packing, because you won't be here for long.
Sincerely,
The Fabulous Fit Four

1 comment:

  1. haha! that's right, take that fat! bye-bye fatty mcfattertons!

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